Overheard in Madison 11/9

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I had such a bad night last night. I lost my belly button ring and my Ugg broke.

Girl 2: What? How does an Ugg break?

Girl 1: I was walking into the library, and when someone pulled the door open it got caught on my Ugg and ripped a big slit in it.
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Girl 2: Did they offer to pay for it?

Girl 1: I don't even remember how much Uggs cost ... These are so old, they're almost 2 years old!

Guy in Vilas Hall:
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What makes you think you're too good for Babcock ice cream?

Girl: Sometimes I want an ice cream sandwich from Fresh Market...

Girl in Memorial Union:
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My latte tastes like green beans!

Girl in College Library:

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I'm sick of being younger than everyone.

Girl 2: Whatever. Everyone is gonna die before you.

Girl in Fresh Market:

It's hard to fit two grown men on a donkey.
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Guy at the Plaza:

My roommates accidentally hooked up one time when they were drunk.

Girl: Accidentally ... not meaning her vagina broke his penis' fall, then they fell over and just kept going.

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Snippets from professor in Birge Hall:

-Achilles won a huge amount of iron, probably meteroritic. Not exactly a reliable system for your raw materials!

-The dinosaurs painted themselves into a dinosaur corner.

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Girl in Vilas Hall, looking at some old, dirty aprons:

What are those things? Were people killed in them?

A TA in the Chem Building:
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So, do we have, like, a mascot for Wisconsin? Like, the UW-Madison...?

[Dead silence for about 30 seconds]

Girl: The.. Badgers?

TA: Oh yeah, okay. I do get out sometimes, I swear!
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